No, that wouldn’t be enough of a nightmare. Today we’re not just looking at a furry game, and we’re not just looking at a fighting game. There’s always shit eating or stomach inflating going on, because furries are always on the prowl for a more challenging wank – no pun intended with the prowl thing. Like, you never see furries have a good old blowjob scene in which everything just sort of mimics standard porn. It’s just so fucking hard to understand certain fetishes that seem to be indivisible from the furry formula. You know I want everyone to jack off to whatever gets them hot and bothered. It’s not that I hate furries or anything I am an equal opportunity masturbator.

I swear, every single time I get to review a furry game, I start wondering where I went wrong in life. Sonic Project X Love Potion Disaster! Do you smell that? That’s the smell of weird shit just on the horizon.